Artist Description
Fresh out of a less-than-fulfilling relationship, Michelle "Shells" Haylie Hoffman is ready to shed her 9-to-5 facade and convince her ex that she is more than just a "successful J.P. Morgan senior analyst." Hopping from hilarious, original music to tales of the "rough" life, Shells weaves the story of an upwardly-mobile Manhattan gal trying to have it all. Armed with a glass of Shiraz and a penchant for drunk-dialing the one person she never should, Shells demonstrates that the fabulous Sex And The City life she thinks she is living and the life she actually leads are two very differentHilarious, pathetic and ultimately quite poignant, Shells will leave us all cringing, saying: "I know her," or worse, "I am her!"
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Can\'t wait for more Shells!I luv u Roslyn Hart, I luv u Nick Chase, I luv you Katie Thompson and I LUV YOU boy who was reading the texts from Scott last... MorePost Your Own! |
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Can't wait for more Shells!
I luv u Roslyn Hart, I luv u Nick Chase, I luv you Katie Thompson and I LUV YOU boy who was reading the texts from Scott last show!!
Scott 3000
Out with the old and in with the new! I see a new Scott in your future. It's...ME! Please?
One talented lady
I used to work with Shells at JP Morgan and can honestly say that she is one funny lady! Everyone in the office used to gather around the water cooler to laugh at her. Don't miss this show -- Shells will amaze you!
I wish shell's show was presenting in Israel!!
Shells Kicks Serious Ass
I mean it, the seriouser the ass, the harder Shells kicks it!
Soooo glad you are bringing her back!
Nice work, "Joe's." My boyfriend and I got such a kick out of her February performance. Hilarious! We will totally be coming back.
WOW - right on the money
Shells is so funny and, (unfortunately for me) too accurate, I know way too many women like her!
Thank you Shells, for reminding me I'm not the only one. Stay strong.
:::!!!OOH LA LA!!!:::
:::I LUV SHELLS AS MUCH AS A FAT BOY LUVS CAKE:::
:::A TRUE BLESSING:::
Fav thing Shells said in the last show-
"...he's like, a high-end carpenter. Who else was a high-end carpenter? Jesus."
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