Show Description
Fresh out of a less-than-fulfilling relationship,
Michelle "Shells" Haylie Hoffman is ready to shed her 9-to-5 facade
and convince her ex that she is more than just a "successful J.P. Morgan
senior analyst." Hopping from hilarious, original music to tales of the
"rough" life, Shells weaves the story of an upwardly-mobile Manhattan
gal trying to have it all. Armed with a glass of Shiraz and a penchant for
drunk-dialing the one person she never should, Shells demonstrates that the
fabulous Sex And The City life she thinks she is living and the life she
actually leads are two very different things.
Hilarious, pathetic and ultimately quite poignant, Shells
will leave us all cringing, saying: "I know her," or worse, "I
am her!"
Check out the July Show
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Great show!
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Had so much fun at Shells! So very funny. I think my father was scared but I LOVED it a lot!
Incredible!
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Shells is a delightful mix of hilarious and pathetic-I will never miss a show!
Never laughed so hard! Can't wait for Sunday!
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SHELLS, I want to make a documentary about you!
Couldn't get in to May show-
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It was sold out! Just got my tickets for June. Can't wait!
SHELLS IS BETTER THAN CATS!
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I want everyone to know that I have quit my confining 9-5 day job to become Shells' first official groupie and follow her around the lower east side. I LOVE YOU SHELLS -- YOUR BETTER THAN CATS!
Shells is smoother than velvetta!
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Joe's should put Shells on the marquee EVERY night.
Shells Would Be Lucky
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To go on a date with me, Skip Guyerson. I got a thing I do with my thumb.
Shells is writing her own songs now??!!
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Awesome, can't wait! BUT, can she PLEASE sing "Space Oddity" again? As an encore or something- PLEASE!!!
Eric lies!
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Do not be swayed by the pleas from Mr. Kuehnemann, Shells. He doesn't understand your needs the way I do.
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Shells is one of the greatest talents of our time. Not only is she talented, she's also smart, funny AND beautiful.
I did NOT say this to win a date with her...
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