Show Description
Fresh out of a less-than-fulfilling relationship,
Michelle "Shells" Haylie Hoffman is ready to shed her 9-to-5 facade
and convince her ex that she is more than just a "successful J.P. Morgan
senior analyst." Hopping from hilarious, original music to tales of the
"rough" life, Shells weaves the story of an upwardly-mobile Manhattan
gal trying to have it all. Armed with a glass of Shiraz and a penchant for
drunk-dialing the one person she never should, Shells demonstrates that the
fabulous Sex And The City life she thinks she is living and the life she
actually leads are two very different things.
Hilarious, pathetic and ultimately quite poignant, Shells
will leave us all cringing, saying: "I know her," or worse, "I
am her!"
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How about a little Sublime? Or Phish strange design
Shells is the sexiest thing alive
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What a body that girl has! And such a crazy stage show. Coming again on the 27th. Do NIN and I will explode and be yours foever shells
SHELLS IS THE S@#%!!
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Love the photo, Shells! Meow! Can't wait to see what kind of disaster happens on stage this time around. The show is freakin' hilarious...and a little upsetting.
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Nice outfit!! Can't wait to see the show tomorrow! Never know what to expect but always an entertaining blast!!
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Shells is looking hot these days! Can't wait til Thursday
song request for SHELLS
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Coming to Shells on Sept 30th. Can I request a Pearl Jam song, please? Any will do. Love when she did Jeremy!
So glad Shells is back!
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Had such a great time Tuesday night at Shells. Loved the harrasing of the poor Italians up front and her balls out rendition of Beautiful People. More more more!
MY FAVORITE SHOW AT JOE'S PUB
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EVERY TIME I GO, I HAVE THE BEST NIGHT.
Shells is great
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Shells is a great and open-minded singer, i even saw music dissertation including her talent
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Shells is the most original and funny act I've seen since moving to New York. Been to the show 3 times and can't get enough.
I would request that she sing more Lou Reed. So great!
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