Turkey Day with Pilgrim William

Show Description

Pilgrim William, (Bradford Scobie) is a rosy-cheeked, rotten toothed pilgrim who simply loves being a pilgrim…despite the scurvy, starvation, cannibalism, freezing-to-death and periodic outbreaks of Piglet Pox. Pilgrim William has invited all his friends to come help us celebrate…Round-and-round she goes!  Miss Saturn as the Hoola-hoopin' Pilgrim Woman!  Gobble Gobble!  Pinky Special performs her Thanksgiving Turkey-Tease, ending with Pilgrim William, cheerfully axing her to death.  Who wants the thigh?  Hubba Hubba!  It's Dirty Martini as the  strip-teasin' Pocahontas!  She can scalp me any day!  Cockadoodle-doo!  It's Bambi Cornstar and her ourtrageous Chicken Strip!  What the…?  Why, it's Pilgrim William performing his own strip routine!  I bet he's the only pilgrim on the plantation with peal-away knickers!  Aye, it's Thanksgiving like you've never seen it!  A historically unsound cornucopia of tasteless comedy, music, bloodshed and good, clean, nudity. 

Happy Turkey Day!